Republican Breed

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  1. Coppernicus says:

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  2. Cabin Ague says:

    tres

  3. Claude Remains says:

    Credit to Feminazi:

    The GOP’s version of the 10 Commandments

    ONE: ‘You shall have no other gods before Me.’
    Proviso depends what you mean by God and how much money is involved.

    TWO: ‘You shall not make for yourself a carved image–any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.’
    Proviso unless it”s for the campaign then little baby Jesus is fine.

    THREE: ‘You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.’
    Proviso its fine when refusing universal health care for example, God those commie liberals.

    FOUR: ‘Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.’
    Sunday opening is fine; God wants you to shop until you drop.

    FIVE: ‘Honor your father and your mother.’
    Except when they are liberal children of the sixties, hence they are totally godless.

    SIX: ‘You shall not murder.’
    Unless the President says it”s fine, this can also be outsourced legitimately.

    SEVEN: ‘You shall not commit adultery.’
    You must be a member of the GOP to have a waiver.

    EIGHT: ‘You shall not steal.’
    Your corporation will do that for you, and if you were voted in as a Republican where stealing is classified as doing business.

    NINE: ‘You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.’
    Unless they are godless pinko commie liberals in which case call the NSA.

    TEN: ‘You shall not covet your neighbor’s house; you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor’s.’ Use rule 9 then move in.

  4. feistyslug - spelled correctly says:

    Funny Jack, except I thought they were all about repelling intelligence at this point.

    • RF says:

      HI Feisty! Was reading about your nursing-turmoil on the last thread. Aaay-men! Fan #1 is an RN here (So.Cal) – lots of “openings” but only if you are willing to work for sweat-shop rates!

      The hospitals have been letting their experienced RN staff go out, hiring new grad replacements and staffing with LOTs of “technicians” who all work under the supervision of a single RN. Saves the hospitals _lots_ of bucks!

      Glad that you’ve found work!

      • feistyslug - spelled correctly says:

        Thanks friend. Hope all is well with a fellow nurse.

        We have some “whippersnapper nurse” (swore I would never say that, don’t tell OK?) from So. California. This little moppet would benefit greatly from the knowledge and experience of longer term nurses, but dismisses everything we try to tell her. She came all the way from Cali cuz she could not find work anywhere down there.

        I have been fortunate to find two small hospitals to work at that value experience.

        • RF says:

          These days here, I’m really afraid of going into the hospital. The “best” places have really slipped in quality of care due to cost-cutting measures (translated: profit increasing measures, even for “non-profit” institutions).

          • feistyslug - spelled correctly says:

            The best advice I know is bring a friend or family member to help keep track of nurses, MDs etc. Ask lots of questions.

  5. RF says:

    Was catching up on the last thread, good to see Feisty and LT – almost missed the jump!

  6. Jackhole says:

    **********NOTE****************

    I’m taking the Ahhh! Page out of circulation. It’s not being deleted, it’s being stored. Plus no one should be subjected to the criminal slander posted there late night.

  7. feistyslug - spelled correctly says:

    How do the Republicans /fundamental Christians marry their proposal that Gawd creates and ends all life and that Gawd hates abortions? If Gawd is in charge of every life than he/she performs abortions every day by way of miscarriages, still borns and infant death.

    • Claude Remains says:

      That is the real Gawd

      Baggers worship the fundaMENTAList Gawd

      • feistyslug - spelled correctly says:

        Yeah the one thanked at the Super Bowl, grammys etc but cannot be bothered to deal with starving and abused children.

    • Yocepuc says:

      But those are *His will*.

      • feistyslug - spelled correctly says:

        Which convince me more every day of biology and nature. If god is in charge and infant death for those folks who really want and are prepared to be parent is”*His Will*, god is one mean SOB.

        • Yocepuc says:

          Ours is not to reason why. Ours is but to worship and die.

        • Cabin Ague says:

          I agree. If god is omnipotent, he could stop the torture of any and every child. But he chooses not to? Yeah, I’m going to worship THAT. “He has his reasons.” That’s crap. What reason could possibly justify it?

          And if he isn’t omnipotent, well, then he isn’t god. So there.

    • RF says:

      I gave up trying to reconcile “faith-based reasoning” with logic a long time ago.

      It’s like the old game kids play during recess, in which the older kids (with more apparent authority) get to make up rules, and then change them in mid-game if it suits them.

      No amount of logic can compete with ” because I said so”…

      • feistyslug - spelled correctly says:

        Another favorite – “You just need more faith”

        • RF says:

          The oldest con in the books!!

          A derivative of ” you didn’t work the magic right”!

        • RF says:

          Good to see you here, Feistyslug! I do hope you can make time to come back often. MsB, Hokey, Ando and Beo are usually on with me late – we’re all Westerlies. Sophia (NK) shows up around midnight Pacific time. Wolf, LisaDi, Cpad, and lots of others bridge between afternoons and late evenings.

          Of course, the East Coast folks have all the fun while we’re still slaving in cubicles out here on the West Coast! ;-)

          I gotta go do some things, BBL.

          Really good to see you!! Now, if there is just a way to lure BlueEyedBull over here… ;-)

          • feistyslug - spelled correctly says:

            Good to see you too friend.

          • M Cubed? Never heard of it! Is it a new snack treat? says:

            The Easties say “Bite Me,” in the most respectful way possible, of course! ;-)

            Hey, there is something to be said about a blog that never closes!
            As soon as we get an Asian corespondent or two, then we can cleary state that the sun never sets on Jackhole’s Shiny Realm!

  8. Yocepuc says:

    Breaking news. Guess who’s back at HP, posting under a new sock?

  9. Jackhole says:

    ********NOTE**********

    Please keep “Brownie” Socks report off this site should you happen to see him on HP.

    Thanks.

  10. feistyslug - spelled correctly says:

    Good to see everyone. Please someone give my regards to MsBadger and Hokey. I need to study . . . Have a great day.

  11. Ando says:

    I agree with you RF Dude. It would be awesome to have Blue Eyed Bull come over to visit us. I was just over at PPOV and noticed she has an account over there.

  12. kevrob says:

    I don’t know why, but I fucking laughed at this video (almost to the point of crying).

  13. BoyInBOYCOTT says:

    Republican Breed headline, which combined my two least favorite things…just saying

    • Ando says:

      Boy!!!
      How goes it man?

      • Orcas Island says:

        Howdo Ando.

        • Ando says:

          Hey, Orcas!
          I’m going to spend some time outdoors toady. It’s really nice out.

          • Orcas Island says:

            Yeah. Nice here too. Hope to do a bikeride after the luncheon. Best part of the brunch is somebody else is picking up the tab.

            Actually its an old friend, retired Superior Court Judge from San Francisco. She’s in a really nice retirement community condo in San Mateo county.

      • BoyInBOYCOTT says:

        Hey Ando
        I’m exhausted from setting up an event last night, and fighting a flu/bronchitis for about 3 weeks. Sick and tired of being sick and tired.
        How are you?

        • Ando says:

          I’m Doing fine!
          I’m going to shred some dried brown lawn clippings and leaves to mix cow manure and other organic compost.

          Are you jealous or what? LOL!

          • BoyInBOYCOTT says:

            almost 80 degrees here…jealous?
            Wish I felt like being out working on my gardens on the 3 acres we have near Baton Rouge. I blinked, and it went from what they call winter (autumn anywhere else in the country), to full on summer)

  14. Orcas Island says:

    Do I have to give up my sword now? Or can I poke a few more GOPTeaBags full of holes?

    Off to a luncheon with some friends. BBL.

  15. Pepe Lepew says:

    Aw, man, I just found out today that a boss that I really hated who pushed me out of a job 9 years ago was fired this week.

    Karma. It’s a bitch.

    And yes, I’m petty. And will be toasting a beer to that narcissistic, pompous SOB tonight.

  16. msbadger says:

    Hi, gang! Good afternoon my dears. Love you all so much!

  17. Anonymous says:

    Testing, testing- my posts aren’t showing up…

  18. mjhammonds says:

    Okay- let’s see if this works.

  19. msbadger says:

    Hello again, folks! I may go to the beach- it’s cold here, but sunny. Depends if I can find a parking spot, as it’s the weekend. I will go out and walk some, somewhere. I need to clear and oxygenate my head. This has been some birthday- both the best ever, and one of the most painful. Life! I’m here for awhile, anyway. Hugs all around!

  20. mjhammonds says:

    Yeah! I am no longer an anonymous pink blob! Internet Explorer sucks!

    • msbadger says:

      It sure does! I love Firefox!

    • Cabin Ague says:

      Looks like a Pepto Bismol chiclet!

    • snoskier says:

      Firefox is much better, much faster. IE “hangs” both of my computers. I use Chrome for posting because there is not much on the screen other than the blog. Either is a better choice than IE.

      • msbadger says:

        Hi, Sno!!! I loved Chrome until I discovered Firefox. Chrome kept crashing on my email with some “Shockwave” thingy…

      • Pepe Lepew says:

        I like it more, too, but we’re having problems with ours. It keeps refusing to open all sorts of pages. I think I’m going to uninstall it and then reinstall it. It might’ve gotten a bug or corrupted somehow.

      • mjhammonds says:

        Here’s my dilemma-

        I’m on my work laptop, and firefox is not an “approved” browser, so I can’t get tech support to add Adobe Flash.

        Explorer is the only browser I have with Flash, therefore if I want to watch a video or even see certain files, I have to switch from Firefox to Explorer.

        • msbadger says:

          Gotcha. I think we have a couple others with that issue. Sorry, dear. IE really does suck bigtime!

        • snoskier says:

          That HAS to be frustrating. Sorry, I am not techie enough to help on that one.

          • mjhammonds says:

            There’s really nothing I can do- the tech admins for my company control all that. The only thing I can download without their admin passwords is FF, and I’m not even supposed to have that ; )

            My husband owns an IT business, so I do have the resources, just not the permission ; )

  21. Hokeysmokes says:

    Hi all! Love the Auntie Entity avi mj!
    Good to see you up and running too, Ms B!

    Republican Breed, a combination of my two least favorite things. A coffee sputterer!!! :grin:

  22. elisadi says:

    Hi everyone
    still in my room
    so…what’s up or down for that matter

    • Hokeysmokes says:

      Lisa! Give us our daily rant!

      • elisadi says:

        well….I really don’t have one
        I’ve waited too long to eat…as usual….so right now I’m trying to bring up my sugar count
        I’m out of toilet paper….but on the bright side…I’m making some decent coffee.
        It’s windy outside
        and I feel like such a juvenile for taking advantage of this opportunity to explore…a little
        The fear adds to my immense frustration…..I’m recognizing this is beyond ridiculous…..I’m move on out..eventually

    • Cabin Ague says:

      Hi Lisa! My left leg is up, my butt is down. But I have good coffee.

      • elisadi says:

        How’s the healing
        is it on time with what they are telling you
        are you taking any pain management (um pills)

        • Cabin Ague says:

          No pain meds — maybe after the surgery.

          I need two pins (screws). Since hubby is gone all this week, surgery is a week from Tuesday. THEN it is 4 more weeks of the boot that must not be removed ever, and then 2 weeks of gradually putting my weight on it. And then it should be all done.

          It’s not painful now — but of course, I don’t ever put my weight on it. I think it’s gonna hurt after the surgery, though.

      • Hokeysmokes says:

        I still have a bit of good coffee to, after BiB’s comment.

  23. Yocepuc says:

    The Gaelic one’s new sock at HP has been poofed.

  24. elisadi says:

    FUCK
    I almost did “a one gainer?”…I tripped over my ear phone
    what a nut case I am

  25. elisadi says:

    HA!
    I am NOT GOING ANYWHERE….It’s raining
    BBBWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  26. yehweh says:

    Is anyone here actually mad that Obama isn’t gonna stand in the picket lines in Wisconsin?

    Is a contrived photo-op the real solution here?

  27. BlueEyedBull says:

    Does anyone know who to turn off follow up comments?

    • BlueEyedBull says:

      That should be how to. I mean getting the emails for follow up comments.

    • yehweh says:

      Hold your speaker up to your mouth and say, “Turn off follow up comments”.

    • Hokeysmokes says:

      BULL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      No I don’t cause I never turn them on. …msbadger? A little help?

    • msbadger says:

      I think you should be able to go to your account here, and un-do it. Failing that, simply wait until the thread runs out, then you won’t get any more. I like getting them, as I read them in my email and delete them as read. So I’ve never tried to turn them off. In future, when you make your first comment on each thread, just don’t check that little box under the lower-left corner of the comment box. Hope this helps!

    • Cabin Ague says:

      The one time I turned it on, I couldn’t find the off switch!

      I never checked that box again after that, and it didn’t carry over to a new page.

      Sorry, hopefully someone else can answer your question.

    • snoskier says:

      Hi Blue, good to see you here. Sorry, I do remember NOT checking a box somewhere, since I didn’t want to get lots of emails.

  28. BlueEyedBull says:

    Thanks, but that didn’t work.

  29. Cookie Monster says:

    I’m a little teapot……………

  30. Hokeysmokes says:

    For the newcomers, we have a cyber eczema condition that occasionally expresses itself here. It’s superficial, unsightly and irritating to the point of pain, and unfortunately has been flaring up recently.

  31. Jackhole says:

    OK I have reversed the comment order ala Huffpo good or not?

  32. Hokeysmokes says:

    Starting over from here I hope.

  33. Hokeysmokes says:

    I prefer reading the conversation closer to the box. Just sayin’.

    • Cabin Ague says:

      Yeah, no box at the top.

      I left for a few minutes, came back and refreshed, and got turned upside down!

      I’m game for the experiment, though, boss!

  34. Jackhole says:

    freaky!!!!!!!!!!!!

  35. Hokeysmokes says:

    Well this has thrown a curve at the welcome wagon. Can we get the comment box up top, Jack?

  36. Yocepuc says:

    Oh, now I know why some posts I’ve seen on other pages are all about the tea pot. I thought it was a personality disorder type thingy. Very resourceful, Jack.

    On another note, can the comment box be put toward the top of the page, too?

  37. yehweh says:

    WHAT?!

  38. Cabin Ague says:

    My earliest recollection of the teapot song is on Captain Kangaroo. I went looking on youtube but cannot find a video of him singing it, alas. Many others, however!

    In any case, the song is playing on continuous loop in my head now!

  39. msbadger says:

    Yeah… that’s a problem if the comment box has to stay down here at the bottom…. Guess I’ll stay with my email method for now.

  40. feistyslug - spelled correctly says:

    Is everyone else upside down or is it just me?
    Tired of studying and stopped by and things are topsy turvey.

  41. Yocepuc says:

    Going out for the night. Have a great evening, all!

  42. Hokeysmokes says:

    We stand prepared.

  43. feistyslug - spelled correctly says:

    Go Wisconsin!!

  44. msbadger says:

    My thought for the day, hopefully relevant to someone else here. Ima gonna give it my best shot, anyhow.

    “I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.” ~ Groucho Marx

  45. msbadger says:

    Groucho- He’s not just for humor anymore. :)

  46. snoskier says:

    I just love this Groucho:

  47. feistyslug - spelled correctly says:

    Civil Disobedience time!!

  48. feistyslug - spelled correctly says:

    Go Wisconsin government workers!!

    • MontanaHome says:

      Absolutely. Not sure what’s going to happen here in Indiana – Mitch is pretty pissed, as is that asshat arrogant bastard, Brian Bosma (House leader for the Rs).

  49. Hokeysmokes says:

    What up?

  50. yehweh says:

    This page for make typing now?

  51. snoskier says:

    Wow. I got lost.

  52. feistyslug - spelled correctly says:

    Seeing what Scott Walker is up to, seems Jack’s title should have an In attached to the front of Breed.

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