I Don’t Want No F*****g Orangina

Tea Baggers, Republicans, Conservatives have found their silver lighting in the form of miscontent, malcontent people we commonly referred to as Independents.

These guys are usually vegans love baby seals and obsess constantly  about taking back America. They wear hemp clothes their children are hipsters. They think nothing more than reducing their carbon foot prints. These things by themselves are good for society, planet and the individual, but as of today no one party represents them really.  Harsh,  jackhole may say. You must get your political savvy from Bullwinkle cartoons you may quip! but lets look at it this way:

Existing Political Parties with Federal Representation

Republican Party                                                                                                                         Democrat Party                                                                                                                              Independent Party ( Huge  Caveat here)                                                                                            Connecticut for Lieberman Party

Sure there are others

Constitution Party                                                                                                                             Green Party
Libertarian Party                                                                                                                                      Jackhole Party

So who are Independents voting for? who represents them? The Tea Party has selectively chosen quite a few fools that embody their warped ideologies.

In Delaware conservative self proclaimed witch Christine O’Donnell , who is against abortion and says that condoms are evil. This Human Piranha also thinks masturbation is a sin( Me crying like Jimmy Swaggart because I’m sinning with my other hand as I type), lust is a sin, and that married women should  submit happily to the man, as that is what God intended.

Sharron Angle, the Tea Bagger in Nevada is no witch. Her concerns are more contemporary to the GOP/Conservative mind.  This gun Tooting loon believes that women should not have an abortion in any case, even for rape or incest. Nationally acclaimed Alaskan Idiot Sarah Palin comments on abortion for rape cases indicates she would agree with Angle. I wonder how they would feel if their husbands injected the Jesus seed in their own daughters? G_ds only know what Rand Paul thinks—does he actually think?

So who is the voice for Independents other than,

Bernie Sanders                                                                                                                                          Joe LIEberman

Who are independents voting for? What I find absolutely Captivating  is the trend from people that claim to be Democrats crying that come November they are going to be independent. Again who, who are they voting for? So like second rate magicians at a strip club they pull out PROGRESSIVES out of their ass…..Now aren’t these guys democrats? Some progressives according to wikipedia Some of the more notable progressive members of Congress have included Ted Kennedy, Russ Feingold, Dennis Kucinich, Barney Frank, Bernie Sanders, Al Franken, John Conyers, John Lewis, Nancy Pelosi and Paul Wellstone. I guess people like labels. I can relate to that.  If you are a waiter and I order a San Pellegrino Aranciata don’t shrug your shoulders and say Orangina.

If currently you are angry at your party and  ready to get in bed with Republicans think about who caused the mess in the first place.  It’s fun to have a cause to stand in support of or against something…….life is shit and sometimes you have to make the unpleasant choice of voting for the lesser of two evils, if you must the lesser right now are the Democrats. Like the Rolling Stones song goes, you can’t always get what you want……But I swear if I order San Pellegrino Aranciata and the waiter says they don’t have it to try instead an Orangina I’m going to punch him in the balls.

*** Caveat= in the Senate there are two progressive independents***

Bernie Sanders                                                                                                                                          Joe LIEberman (Joke)

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6 Responses to I Don’t Want No F*****g Orangina

  1. JKR says:

    Rand Paul thinks. He says:

    “■I will never, ever vote for a taxpayer bailout of a private industry. Whether it’s big banks, automakers, or any other industry — you succeed or fail on your own.
    ■I will not vote for an unbalanced budget. I will not vote for a tax increase. Ever.
    ■I will fight for new rules like a Balanced Budget Amendment and Term Limits.
    ■I will not take ANYTHING off the table in the fight to balance the budget. Anyone who says something like they will “freeze non-defense discretionary spending” is blowing smoke at you and hoping you won’t notice. That would balance the budget — MAYBE — in about 80 years.
    ■We have to keep our promises to seniors and keep our country strong, but every area has things that can be cut. Every agency has things that are duplicative or that could be done better or cheaper.
    ■I will propose and force a vote on an Enumerated Powers Act, to force Congress to point to the part of the Constitution that justifies their bills.
    ■I will fight for the Bill of Rights. Democrats often love the 4th amendment. Republicans the 2nd. I will fight for them all, which means fighting for your free speech, gun rights, and civil liberties. Laws that infringe on ANY of these make the federal government more powerful, and we cannot continue to allow that.
    ■I will not allow our troops to be the world’s policeman, and I will force a vote on a Declaration of War if any President seeks to commit our military to battle.
    What you’ve just read above is an agenda unlike any politician in the country. While solidly conservative, it also shows first, a great loyalty to the Constitution and to our freedom. You cannot fight for liberty while voting for bills that embolden the state. You cannot fight for some of our founding rights without others. And you cannot enable change in Washington by sending the same old people there. “

  2. Thanks for that JKR:

    “I will never, ever vote for a taxpayer bailout of a private industry. Whether it’s big banks, automakers, or any other industry — you succeed or fail on your own.

    The fault with Obama’s bail out was the lax terms—however Only an Idiot, would say that int the face of a great depression we should allow the banks and the auto companies to fail. Thousand of people where spared poverty.

    “I will not vote for an unbalanced budget. I will not vote for a tax increase. Ever.”
    —I never believe this coming from any politician.


    I could go point by point but I wills hardly equate an I have.

    • HITO says:

      You mean like this, Jack?

      Doesn’t look anything like you.

      (The Orangina is sweeter than the Aranciata. Probably has more cornsyrup. But if you throw enough vodka in, you barely notice.)

  3. Jiminnc says:

    And just what the fuck is wrong with Bullwinkle’s political savvy? Rocky never hurt a soul and Dudley Dooright? c’mon …. he had one of the smartest animated horses in all history.

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