This is the entrance to the Jackcave. Don’t ask where it is only a few albino midgets know it’s location and will kill to protect it. Yes! the is Kryptonite at the entrance, I made sure even Superman can’t get in.
The door’s key weighs 500 trillion tons, forged from the solid core of a neutron star. Sometimes the place gets dusty and why I rarely invite the in-laws over.