Jackhole’s Realm Alternative Entry To The Devils Dictionary


Going back to my early postings as Brett Jeremy on Huffington Post, one of my favorite things to do was adding alternative entries to Ambrose Bierce’s Devil’s Dictionary. It was a fun way to lampoon the day’s events. I think I should start that-up on the Realm again—you may add your own definitions. without further ado I present to you,

Jackhole’s Realm Alternative Entry To The Devils Dictionary 

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475 Responses to Jackhole’s Realm Alternative Entry To The Devils Dictionary

  1. nebdem says:

    Evolving: (As in “evolving” on a political issue)

    A term to identify politicians who are unaware that a High Definition camera can actually capture on film both of the piles of shit spilling from both sides of their mouth while they speak.

  2. m Cubed says:

    Terrorist: The other guy’s freedom fighter.

  3. BassFace says:

    Get a load of these guitars!
    American Breed “Bend Me, Shape Me” http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=2CVJFQkPkCg
    A creative attempt at lip-synching… 😉

  4. ZombieJack says:

    Fine can’t beat the join them:

    Cerebrum, n. pl.

    The main ingredient in Teabagger soup. Laking their own they acquire large amounts of pig “brains” to make a hardy broth in hopes that the consumption will yield a functioning brain of their own.

  5. BassFace says:

    Interviewer: “So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?”
    Frank Zappa: “You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?”

  6. ZombieJack says:

    Even tho’ I don’t watch news as much as before I still don’t fell as stupid as the average Republican.

  7. ZombieJack says:

    Oh wow! just read up-hread about Badger.

    Soooo happy for you dear Barb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. termgirl says:

    Americans are awkwardly asleep, as asshats angle, ascend, and acquire all assets and advantage.

    Hi, Realm.

  9. CobaltBlueDawg says:

    Elizabeth Warren is up next on Rachel!

  10. nebdem says:

    Beibermania- A term that gained wide acceptance at the beginning of the 21st Century. Beibermania refers to the emotional outpouring of love to a famous Canadian singer whose musical talents and young girlish looks captivated the human race before the Klingon invasion of 2032.

  11. nebdem says:

    Hater- A term widely known in the beginning of the 21st Century. It refers to individuals who through their own jealously have come to despise the all powerful and loving sensation when a Justin Beiber song is heard on the radio.

  12. BassFace says:

    Another one-hit-wonder from years past…
    Every Mother’s Son “Come On Down To My Boat” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50b-Q-Z1bF0&feature=fvwp&NR=1

  13. nebdem says:

    ZombieJack: A screename of a prolific blogger in the 21st Century whose website was one of only a few that had merit on the internet.

  14. BassFace says:

    It’s amazing how YouTube, for all its complaints about its pernickety enforcement of copyright-laws, has become a treasure-trove of music that we enjoyed years & years ago, clips of bands that bring back childhood memories, plus discoveries of little-known bands that would’ve been long forgotten if it weren’t for that site…

    My tribute to one of those short-lived, otherwise-forgotten bands…

    • Haruko Haruhara says:

      I’ve never heard of this band!

    • CobaltBlueDawg says:

      I just found my old band from 1972 on youtube.

    • ZombieJack says:

      the thing is that you see a lot of comments by teens and 20 somethings saying i never this or that music existed—-what do they do? go o i tunes and buy the song if it’s available—it’s the music industry vampire lawyer who eff things up.

    • termgirl says:

      It’s really amazing when you think about it.
      You tube is a time capsule for the tunes and groups we have loved through the years… and watching them really does take you back to different eras… and, sounds.

  15. nebdem says:

    Keanu- The name of an Earth deity whose acting chops and precise delivery of a script led to a revolution in the making of motion pictures in the United States.

  16. Haruko Haruhara says:

    BassFace, have you ever heard of this band? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rntb_E8-8fE

    • BassFace says:

      I’ve heard them on what *was* our local (NE FL) alt-rock station (Planet Radio 107.3 FM)… recently they changed their format. 😛

  17. nebdem says:

    Honey Boo Boo- The name of a young stellar actress in the United States at the beginning of the United States who transformed the mindset of the people of the United States from a state of decency into a backwoods, hickish nature. Honey Boo Boo is noted as the inspiration for the Southern Reality Television movement that would transform a cubicle based paper economy into a turtle hunting, noodling society in the span of 13 years.

  18. Haruko Haruhara says:

    Bass, can you hear a Hammond organ in this song? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqX_nXbJ04c

  19. nebdem says:

    Timberfake- A derogatory term used against the Disney spawned corporate spokesman Justin Timberlake. Timberlake would prove that talent is trumped by hard work in a corporate marketing strategy, and that talent does not exist when it is manufactured. See American Idol.

  20. nebdem says:

    Snooki- undefined, nor worth the trouble.

  21. CobaltBlueDawg says:

    So the FBI is going to tear MA apart looking for a red haired guy named Misha.

  22. termgirl says:

    This is a band you’ve never heard of that’s near and dear to my heart.
    The Chick Ps. They are out of Sacramento. and are booked most weekends on the NO Cal circuit.
    I have known some of the members for decades.
    “Crooked Road.”
    http://www.reverbnation.com/thechickps .

  23. CobaltBlueDawg says:

    So the GOP has forgotten GWB and 9/11? Fucking morons.

  24. nebdem says:

    I feel like going on a rant but I’m not certain if I should because what I want to rant about may not be well received.

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