Let this serve as a cautionary tale. Evil things lurk in the cockles of every heart and it’s not the GOP villain one must be vigilant of but the mundane the one thing or person one would never suspect.
It was a cold winter’s night when it was agreed that the wonderful people of the greatest website ever known ( https://jackholesrealm.wordpress.com ) decided to meet in kinship and reverie. The months flew by with lightning speed like rumors and lies spread on twitter and the agreed day was finally here Saturday, July 20, 2013. A fleet of limousines met realmsters at the airport they were driven to the real manor, where a tall gaunt figure greeted them.
JACK! Shouted the very excitable Fluffinator, no! Replied the sinister man; I’m Mr. Hokes Sir Jack’s majordomo. He is otherwise engaged and will meet you all for a formal dinner tonight…
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