DC Pirates

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“In an honest service there is thin commons, low wages, and hard labor; in this, plenty and satiety, pleasure and ease, liberty and power; and who would not balance creditor on this side, when all the hazard that is run for it, at worst, is only a sour look or two at choking. No, a merry life and a short one, shall be my motto.”

 -Bartholomew “Black Bart” Roberts

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449 Responses to DC Pirates

  1. bubbagumpy says:

    Kerry is the new HP main. I swear I read just moments ago that there were around 355 casualties from the chemical attack; Kerry says it’s at least 1,429 Syrians were killed, 426 which were children. That’s terrible. But where was the Obama administration when over 100,000 Syrians perished PRIOR to the chemical attack, when rebels pleaded for American help in years past? Too late and no clear/effective objective.

    I think, ironically, the only thing Obama can do now is to call out the Blackwatery pirates and go all Iran-Contra on Assad. Or call it a day.

    • Jack says:

      We never step in when lives are at stake, can you say Congo genocide? Oh yeah I forgot, those guys aren’t nowhere near US interests.

  2. bubbagumpy says:

    On the lighter side of Huffy Poo’s perception of me, a Christian, Liberal, Missouri hillbilly … on the main story there is a “You May Like” feature, showing six stories that I can go too. Here they are:

    1. Germany’s Incest Couple (icky)
    2. Miley Cyrus, blah (also icky)
    3. Miely Cyrus, blah blah (double icky)
    4. Anna Wintour (whoever that is, pretty photo) in Vogue’s magazine
    5. Toilets, 10 facts city-boys never learned during potty-training (sarcasm)
    6. Lindsey Vonn in Vogue magazine (sexy photo, showing the legs atop a chair)

    My take: they think I don’t know how to flush or repair a toilet? (wink)

    • Haruko Haruhara says:

      Hah, I remember Henri annoyed Verotchka on Current because she said his French accent was terrible.

      • MSII says:

        -she- used to annoy me…

        • Haruko Haruhara says:

          Oh, I’m chummy with her. She’s been nice to me. I just thought it was funny she was put off by the bad accent. I think that’s what makes Henri funny.

          • MSII says:

            Oh wait, now that I think of it I’m thinking of someone else, there was someone I can’t remember her name, someone European (or who’d spent time in Europe) who used to talk to the troll king as if he was a serious commenter, and basically empowered him to troll-on (not that he needed any encouragement).

    • Haruko Haruhara says:

      “Pay attention, you brute!”

  3. MSII says:

    Everyone should see this http://www.huffingtonpost.com/robert-reich/low-wage-workers_b_3843421.html Robert Reich is somebody worth listening to. Looking forward to his upcoming documentary!

    • CPAwADD says:

      One of the biggest problems that the economy faces is that the concentration of wealth has caused demand to fall.

      • MSII says:

        …all of us “little people” no longer have any income to spend!, True!, though I think the basic idea of consumerism (endless desire for endless throw-away junk) is flawed at it’s “heart”.

  4. bubbagumpy says:

    Here ya go, MSII. My tribute to Ozark’s heritage.
    BUBBA GUMP’s Top Ten Toilet Facts that City-boys never learned during potty-training.

    1. While you are immobilized on the throne, the brick you place in the toilet tank, to conserve water, is also good for blind-siding your brother-in-law as he’s carting off with “borrowed” stuff you told him not to touch.

    2. Real men never put the toilet lid down. Especially when drunk and the family jewels are in the line of fire.

    3. Never let the woman put the fuzzy pink covers on your toilet. Negotiate or even surrender somewhere else. Otherwise, you’d better never invite your friends over. Ever.

    4. Respect cats and the way bathroom mirrors are arranged for people who are standing. ‘Cause if those mirrors were lower … you’d be just as ticked off as kitty-kitty when someone is watching … even if it’s you!

    5. The can of air freshener is good for family preservation. But since we country boys don’t get enough fire drills … make sure to bring a stop-watch beforehand and see how fast they scatter!

    6. Never put the cat box next to the toilet. Similar reason as rule #2. Otherwise … time to shampoo the carpets!

    7. Although I know you always wanted to be an astronaut, cigarette lighters are not NASA approved launch pad devices. Especially after eating chili.

    8. If you work on and repair toilets, septic tanks, and other smelly things, and now have immunity to those smells, it’s perfectly good to sneak a sandwich value meal while doing your business. Especially if your woman loves the Michelle Obama menu. If your woman hears you chowing down, just tell her you are so constipated, your teeth are chattering!

    9. Remember that can of air freshener I mentioned before? The one you never use in the bathroom? Yeah, your family thinks you misplace it on purpose … and they’re right! What good is putting air freshener in the one room you don’t want to go inside when your in-laws come to visit and they NEVER use enough? Be a real man! Put that can of anti-stink in your toolbox for real emergencies!

    10. It’s not a toilet. It’s a crapper. Get it right, sissy!

  5. Haruko Haruhara says:

    Hoo boy, those antibiotics are working wonders!

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