“In wartime, truth is so precious that she should always be attended by a bodyguard of lies.”—Winston Churchill
Great – teeth-grinder of the day.
Like the industrial-“intelligence”-complex in general the nsa has gotten FAR too large, and out-of-control, there needs to be major CUTS! Just like the military-industrial-complex!
Alas, it wouldn’t make much difference at this point.
Ha! That just cam outta nowhere!
Hi guys! This is kind of wordy, so either it won’t post or it will appear after Jack’s
!!! NEW PAGE !!! post and won’t get seen. I thought it was pretty funny…
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody Nuisance.” The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots (Fi!) have raised their threat level from “Pissed Off” to “Let’s get the Bastards.” They don’t have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from “Run” to “Hide.” The only two higher levels in France are “Collaborate” and “Surrender.” The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France ‘s white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country’s military capability.
Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout Loudly and Excitedly” to “Elaborate Military Posturing.” Two more levels remain: “Ineffective Combat Operations” and “Change Sides.”
The Germans have increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance” to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.” They also have two higher levels: “Invade a Neighbour” and “Lose.”
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.
Hey, Girlie! Chomping at the bit for some football, eh? Neb is glued to his set, for sure. 🙂
I rushed home for this game.
I am chomping…. most definitely.
I’m sure neb is excited, as well.
Well, now you have a little extra time to throw in a load of laundry and make some microwave popcorn without missing the kickoff. 😀
Looks like there’s a weather delay for Thursday night football.
I’m getting lousy reception on NBC.
Need to tend to dinner.
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