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  1. PocoJorge says:

    I found Claude, he is in Russia of all places, doing pull ups, well one anyway.

  2. PocoJorge says:

    Sometimes I forget my coffee cup is full and poor it all over myself.
    boyfriend who apparently forgot he was holding a loaded gun

    • MSII says:

      hope mericans start wiseing up and have the same reaction as the cucumber monkey! Time to rise up against the 1%ers and their cucumbers!

  3. CobaltBlueDawg says:

    ” The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun”.
    It’s a shame that there wasn’t a good guy with a gun at the navy yard.

    • bubbagumpy says:

      Yeah. We trust 18-year old kids with multimillion dollar missile systems and loaded M-16s overseas. But when they are states-side, they are unarmed sitting ducks in clearly defined target zones. Why? We trust cops to be armed at all times. Why not equally so with military personnel?

      • CobaltBlueDawg says:

        There were plenty of armed personal at the yard. My point is that when someone with an AR-15 gets the drop on you there’s not much you can do. Gen. Stanley McChrystal and I agree there is no reason that the AR-15 should be available to anyone, except active military.

        • bubbagumpy says:

          I agree. This guy apparently was in the Navy’s IRR (Individual Ready Reserve) which is not active duty. So he shouldn’t have been allowed to transport an AR-15 and a Glock onto the base. I’d like to know how he did it? I’m sure an after-action review will identify such security issues and hopefully fix deficiencies.

    • Jack says:

      That’s why guns need to be out of bag guys reach.

    • plutocrats says:

      Fuck the NRA. Who said that again? I can’t remember. 😉

    • MSII says:

      I can’t wait to hear the gun-nuts and nra (merchants-of-death) try and tell us how a guy who was diagnosed with paranoia and HEARING-VOICES should have been allowed to keep “bearing-arms”! I want to hear their “logic” for this insani-tea! Their spin-doctors gunna sure earn their fees coming up with the bullshit on this one!

  4. plutocrats says:

    Okay, corny joke time:

    Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watson went on a camping trip. After sharing a good meal and a bottle of Petri wine, they retire to their tent for the night.

    At about 3 AM, Holmes nudges Watson and asks, “Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see?”

    Watson said, “I see millions of stars.”

    Holmes asks, “And, what does that tell you?”

    Watson replies, “Astronomically, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and we are small and insignificant. Horologically, it tells me that it’s about 3 AM. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Holmes?”

    Holmes retorts, “Watson, you idiot. Someone stolen our tent.”

  5. plutocrats says:

    As the official FNG, drinks are on me tonight. Tiny umbrellas are mandatory.

  6. Caller no. 8 says:

    Amazing evidence of Amundsen’s sled dogs surviving and adapting in the antarctic.

    Evenin’ Realm.

  7. PocoJorge says:

    Glad I wasn’t born into the Smith family, Jaden Smith: If Everyone “Dropped Out of School,” Society Would Be “More Intelligent”

  8. Good Evening Peeps! Jack – this page is so crammed with good it’s become cumbersome. 🙂

  9. Caller no. 8 says:

    I led a sheltered childhood, but how did I miss this?

  10. You guys are too funny! Hi, gang. Big Phoneman- I read your comment much earlier. Glad it’s helping!!! (“Sterra!” LOL)

  11. BRB- gotta change outa this birthday hat..

  12. Hey, Cowboy….I have an idea of what Poco can be for Halloween.

    I don’t think I’ve ever met a horse mellow enough to do something like that!

  13. PocoJorge says:

    Imperial Greyhound Walker,

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  15. PocoJorge says:


    The green giant tells me this took place in southern Minnesota.

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  17. Lizard Island says:

    Hello Realmsters.
    Was reading thru this thread and some comment triggered a memory for me. I once interviewed for an engineering position in the Boston area at Northrop. The job involved taking care of Hewlett Packard computers and test equipment. The setup was being used to stress test the gyroscopes that control the flight trajectory of MX nuclear missles during flight.

    • MSII says:

      ah northrup-grumand the company that makes boats that don’t float! at greatly inflated military-industrial-prices of course.

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