Dennis Miller isn’t funny. His humor is funny to mean people, that’s why there aren’t many right wing comedians, it’s schoolyard humor basically. It’s the kind of crap bullies say when they grab a weaker kids arm and punch him with it: “why do you keep hitting yourself in the face?”. While his buddies laugh it up.
Comedy requires elements of truth, not made up horseshit just to be mean. That’s why successful comedians who have conservative leanings like Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable guy, etc., stay away from right wing politics. There is no “truth” to be had there.
Case in point: “If you think “loading the dishwasher” means getting your wife drunk, you Might Be A Redneck. If your school fight song was “Dueling Banjos”, you Might Be A Redneck. If You have ever cut your grass and found a car… you Might Be A Redneck.”
Now that’s funny.
Spot on, pluto.
Personally, I think he’s hilarious.
You have my condolences. When exactly did your sense of humanity die?
The minute my bank account began to grow, my good man.
That free toaster did it for you, huh? My, you’re a cheap date.
HEY! That’s slanderous and untrue! That’s a fiction of the liberal media!
Oh, wait. I thought you said “sheep”.
Sheep? Hey, whatever gets you through the night. 😯
“Loading the dishwasher..” 😆
I know! 😆
I see I’ve fallen into some Commie-Lib vortex here. You’ll see. One day when you are sitting in a FEMA camp with your bowl of gruel you will believe me!
Well, well, well – look who’s come to join us. So, Glenda, tell me…how’s life in your well-insulated little bunker these days?
Hello there my good liberal lady. I’m all stocked up with water and Campbell’s soup, tuna fish, survival seeds™, semi-automatics and Gold Line coins. You should visit my lair…I’m sure you would find it quite cozy. We could dine on MREs and Tang by candlelight..
And plot the demise of all democratic forms of government, no doubt. Do tell me, Glenda – what wine would one serve with Gold Line coins, and how ought they be prepared?
I don’t touch the devil’s water, my dear. Although I do stock some ripple for company. May I poor you a glass, my little kitten?
Sorry, I prefer a nice single malt. So, do tell – does Dominoes Pizza accept your coinage?
Pfft. I give those dupes foil covered chocolate coins.
Good to know – they’re worth more, no doubt.
Ooooo. Kitty’s got claws!
Hai, Glenn. Are you still on TV?
I have my own internet network, baby. I have 15,189 subscribers. Who needs Fox! Hahahahaha.
Have the End Times started yet, Glenn?
Let me check my watch…………Say, you’re a cutie? Wanna come up and see my etchings?
Hah … bizarre.
Now show us on the doll where that awful Glenn touched you.
Eeek, that sounded just like Mishie!
& stuff (shakes fist)
50 % of Republicans still believe it exists!
I’d love to stay and school you libbies on the finer points of right-wingery, but it seems Ms Coulter has just arrived at my bunker door. She’s got champagne and strawberries and she’s wearing her English saddle and her fancy bridle. Giddy up.
See ya suckers!
See ya, Glenn… Be sure to send photos of Ann whipping you with one leg behind her back..
Both legs would even be better…
Ha! Watch out for those gopher holes!
Glenn has convinced me, I’m building a bunker out of couch cushions to protect me from the commie hordes. They want my DVD’s. It’s obvious obamacare is a plot to bring down Netflix.
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