Okay, corny joke time:
“Two nuns are driving down the road when Dracula jumps out.
“Quickly,” says the first, “show him your cross”.
The other winds down the window, leans out and yells “Get out of the road you goofy bastard!”
Dang, brings back memories of the Sisters of the BVM that ran the Catholic grade school I attended for a couple of years as a lad. Seriously, their order was “Blessed Virgin Mary” but this was back in the 60s before the nuns “kicked the habit” so they were fondly known by us little heathens as the “Black Veiled Monsters” (STRICTLY out of earshot, though)
I can believe it, man.
Varmalov was in goal tonight for the Avalanche. He’s accused of beating and kicking and stomping his girlfriend and she says he’s been beating her for a year. She makes him sound like a drunken psycho in an interview with the Denver Post. I’m all for innocent until proven guilty, but boy, does it look bad for him to be out there playing. They could at least suspend him — with pay if they have to — until his case is resolved.
Agreed, but the reality is that such behavior indicates desirable behavior on the resume of a hockey player.
You know I would just Ban him.
Like you ban me all the time. 😥
Highlander is on again. Great movie but what a crappy prize at the end. Now he knows everything, great, but heat vision or adamantium claws seems much more useful for an immortal that would be dodging the worlds clandestine services forever now that he knows EVERYTHING!
Oh, Highlander defeats the Kurgen at the end at cuts his head off.
You mean harsh language doesn’t do it?
Please this pure 80’s horror http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MLOe8L35N4
I didn’t want to have to do this but I have no choice after the Don Johnson incident http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIgZ7gMze7A
You must be watching an 80’s music infomercial cuz you only know top ten — here this will make you feel better http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9x-OGJCdgg
Buy the ticket, take the ride.
I love that song, jokes on you.
Gonna have to face it… http://youtu.be/XcATvu5f9vE
Now that’s a great song.
I just posted this on that thread, it went pending of course:
Since the goal here seems to be to make the comment section as laborious as possible… I say this doesn’t go far enough. Why not make us answer a riddle if we want to read the thread, or a series of riddles? Have a little icon pop out and say “If replies be what ye wish to see, then answer me these questions three”.
African or European swallow… http://youtu.be/pWS8Mg-JWSg
Ok I gotta bugger-out the Mrs is pushing for an early morning. This is true good 80’s music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP9twB4duis
Apparently only “obscure” horrible 80’s songs count. Jack’s gone all hipster on me. http://cdn2.screenjunkies.com/wp-content/uploads/gallery/hipster-frankenstein-new/hipster-frankenstein-11.jpg
I must off to bed go as well. Thanks for the fun, Plutocrats, see you laterz.
Peace to you.
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