Ok; see the thing is that lately, ever since 19_ _ actually, I have been a self-absorbed ass
so I may have forgotten a Birfday or ten. To make-up for it I have decided today ( or as long as this page lasts) is the first Realm celebration of forgotten birthdays! Yours not mine.
Rejoice, sing and be merry, cuz really if I forgot your birfday you ain’t getting your own page 😛
BTW: If you never told me your birfday you don’t get cake–only corn nuts and diet orange Fanta.