Pick your poison kids, just remember to save some room for Jell-O.
Things I like:
Babies ( somebody else’s)
My back brush from Duane Reed, damn thing is 2 years and still brand new
Slapping my wife’s butt in public because she’s a naughty monkey–may I should have left this out
Democracy, we have the illusion
Freedom to tell our elected officials to stick it when they become drips
Things I dislike: