Solemn faces, words of sorrow, after every national tragedy there’s always a new resolve—“this will be the last time” OH, LIBS PLEASE!!!
‘Merica LOOOOOOOOOOVES their Bang-Bang, why pretend it’s otherwise? Year after year the bodies pile a mile high, no one really cares-sure the news puts a good front but to them the bloody bodies of children is just a ratings bonanza.
For CONservatives it’s just another opportunity to WILLFULLY misrepresent the 2th amendment–nothing would give me greater pleasure than to have the US declare guns illegal for citizens ( we no longer need militias) per the 2th amendment—will they take on the US military with assault rifles?
AND we have the people (Liberals, you don’t think I refer to CONservative RIGHT-WINGERS as people do you?)– They will make every logical argument for gun control reform except do anything about it. What LIBS are really interested in is arguing with idiots online-every lifeless body is just an opportunity to call a gun enthusiast a troll.
Politicians are attitudes not much different from the LIBS with the exception that they get paid by the gun lobby. Even if their families were slaughtered they would still find a loophole to allow gun proliferation to take place.
Lastly we have the President of the United States of America– Now he is something else ain’t he? Our Constitutional expert POTUS gives great speeches, he must write a draft in advance for the next potential shooting. He’s good, even I shed a tear. The one thing he keeps regurgitating time after time is that he can’t do it alone–you know what he is right 100%. The people need to rise up like they did for same-sex marriage or Cannabis consumption, so why hasn’t this happened?
One thing that has become commonplace is the notion of “evolving opinions“. Ok my opinion on guns has evolved:
I think that we should all have guns, after all that’s the road we as a nation are heading, the mentally ill, criminals -hell there’s no way to keep guns of their hands as long as they are so readily available.
Politicians: what better way to get things done? “I nearby call this ( NRA sponsored) session of congress in order”
Religious groups, maybe finally we can resolve whose G-d is greater: “PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION!”
I think a neato idea is slap logos on guns and bullets:
Imagine for breast cancer pink ribbon bullets, New slogan-The Susan G. Komen Bullet for the Cure.
NASA can have Saturn rocket shaped bullets because science bitches!
You can show your favorite team support–Lets go YANKEES! Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang! Lets go YANKEES…
Your favorite pop artist now can be # one with a bullet, Kanye West guns that fire only blanks.
I know, I know… we must think of the impact this will have on kids; after all we are a loving society. This will actually be beneficial, for one thing it will thin out the herd-if you can’t be a quick draw then you have no place in growing-up, learning, falling in love or contributing to society. Additionally, it will reduce healthcare cost. Those kids that can’t run fast enough will probably be obese in the future and a drain on the system, we all can see how much this will save us no?
See RIGHT-WINGERS are right, more guns is the answer.
*Mostly satire except for the Kanye part*