I was going to update this to reflect the current election cycle but Hillary supporters are SOOOOO sensitive I decided not too.
Caesar : OBUMMER:
Who is it in the press that calls on me?
I hear a tongue SHILLarier than all the music
Cry “Caesar!” Speak, is TOGA PANT SUIT turn.
Beware the ides of March.
What man is that?
TOGA PANNT SUIT:
A TRUMPsayer bids you beware the ides of March.