Happy Friday The (Bernie) 13th


Let’s explore  13 reasons why Bernie the 13th brings fear to Clintonites.

 

13. Walking Under a Ladder–A ladder, much like Bernie lifts you up higher, Hillary brings you crashing down.

12. Don’t open umbrellas indoors— It may block “HER” Donations.

11.  Don’t spill salt–For some reason it reminds them of Oil  spills. Can’t get that bribe money if they are force to clean it.

10. Chain letters–Too hard to manage when suppressing and purging votes.

9. Stepping on a Crack–They fear  that a crack  is all Bernie needs to win.

8. On the  13th if a person experiences great horror, their hair turns white- As Bernie’s did when he had to  register as a Democrat.

7. If a bird flies towards you, bad fortune is imminent–It may be “THAT” Bird! You know the one.

6. Never yawn on the 13th –It can let demons in and you may find yourself voting for  Bernie on the primaries.

5. Stay on Your Side of the Bed–Actually this is more common sense when you’re married to Bill Clinton.

4.  Never look at your doppelgänger– IT  may be a Bernie supporter.

3. Crooked windows–In the state of Vermont, many 19th century farmhouses were built with slanted “witch windows,” due to the commonly-held belief that witches could not fly their brooms into a tilted opening.  I have nothing to add 🙂

2. Avoiding funeral processions on Friday the 13–Funeral processions are the inverse of coronations.

1. Breaking a Mirror  Coronation–Their ultimate fear. 

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305 Responses to Happy Friday The (Bernie) 13th

  1. fancykat says:

    Cool Jack!!!!

  2. Darth says:

    Nevada Democratic Convention: Stories of Voter Suppression http://heavy.com/news/2016/05/nevada-democratic-convention-what-happened-roberta-lange-delegates-election-fraud-videos-recount-denied/

    “The Convention began on a negative note when controversial temporary rules were adopted. Sanders supporters had been worried about these rules for weeks and had collected delegate signatures to seek changes to the rules. According to Jordan Chariton of The Young Turks, this rule change involved going with the delegate count from the first tier vote and ignoring the delegate count from the second tier, which Sanders had won.

    A vocal vote was held to determine if these temporary rules should be adopted as permanent. The rules were voted on through a vocal “aye” or “nay,” led by Roberta Lange, the party’s chairwoman. The video above shows the voice vote, which doesn’t clearly show a majority. On Reddit, a person who was watching from a different part of the room said that the nays were almost as loud as the ayes, and it was very difficult to tell who had the majority.

    If it’s not clear who gets the majority, then the convention is supposed to have a “vote of division of assembly,” reported Jason Llanes, who stayed at the convention all day, reporting live from Periscope. A division of assembly vote involves having people stand on either side of the room to indicate their vote, he said.

    Lange, however, announced that the “ayes” won and that her decision could not be contested. The vote was taken at 9:30 a.m., while many delegates were still in line.

    At this point, things got very heated. Sanders supporters yelled that the Convention was fixed and at least one Clinton supporter yelled “arrest them!”

    • fancykat says:

      Interesting how we have learned so much through the years about our genes and why we resemble a parent. DNA was a great discovery to the point where people in prison for a crime have been proven innocent through DNA testing.

      • bebe says:

        Yes fancy..it is a shame so many remained in prison for decades charged wrongfully.

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