Let’s explore 13 reasons why Bernie the 13th brings fear to Clintonites.
13. Walking Under a Ladder–A ladder, much like Bernie lifts you up higher, Hillary brings you crashing down.
12. Don’t open umbrellas indoors— It may block “HER” Donations.
11. Don’t spill salt–For some reason it reminds them of Oil spills. Can’t get that bribe money if they are force to clean it.
10. Chain letters–Too hard to manage when suppressing and purging votes.
9. Stepping on a Crack–They fear that a crack is all Bernie needs to win.
8. On the 13th if a person experiences great horror, their hair turns white- As Bernie’s did when he had to register as a Democrat.
7. If a bird flies towards you, bad fortune is imminent–It may be “THAT” Bird! You know the one.
6. Never yawn on the 13th –It can let demons in and you may find yourself voting for Bernie on the primaries.
5. Stay on Your Side of the Bed–Actually this is more common sense when you’re married to Bill Clinton.
4. Never look at your doppelgänger– IT may be a Bernie supporter.
3. Crooked windows–In the state of Vermont, many 19th century farmhouses were built with slanted “witch windows,” due to the commonly-held belief that witches could not fly their brooms into a tilted opening. I have nothing to add 🙂
2. Avoiding funeral processions on Friday the 13–Funeral processions are the inverse of coronations.
1. Breaking a
Mirror Coronation–Their ultimate fear.