Happy Birthday Aloe V

Ten reasons AV rocks!

1. Pamper yourself to a soothing body rub. Slice aloe leaves lengthwise and use the inner sides as a biodegradable body scrub in the shower.

2. Treat burns from minor mishaps in the kitchen—from grease splatters or hot utensils.

3. For more major kitchen mishaps like a scald, mix some aloe gel and vitamin E oil into a little jar for a homemade burn healer.

4. Banish black and blue bruises by swapping on the good goo.

5. Soothe and heal sunburns the feel-good way. Aloe contains cooling properties similar to menthol.

6. Take the sting or itch out of insect bites.

7. Reduce tissue damage from frostbite.

8. Alleviate mysterious rashes.

9. Make feet baby soft with an exfoliating foot mask by mixing together a half cup of oatmeal, a half cup of corn meal, four tbsp. of aloe vera gel and a half cup of unscented body lotion.

10. Help heal herpes outbreaks.

If that’s not enough, AV is a good soul, loving to animals and people, as long as they aren’t A-holes, and a heck of a democrat—she hardly drives me  nuts 😉 For the tIme I’ve been on this sphere and the people I have encountered I can tell you without reservation that I would swap large chunks of the population with people like  AV.

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671 Responses to Happy Birthday Aloe V

  1. bebe says:

    Morning Jack…We need a memorial day page Jack , oh also that woman of a big troll who sleeps 12 hours says to have the room at 68 degree…to sleep. If I sleep 7 hours that`s all I need why waste time ?

  2. Darth says:

    Nice try, libertarian party! But I’m not so easily seduced! At least dinner and a movie first!


    • cobaltbluedog says:

      Never fished for Muskies, they’re supposed to be real brutes. I caught a nice Striper, Saturday evening, on my flyrod. We were fishing the flats at the mouth of the Connecticut River.

    • Jack says:

      That thing looks like it would eat Nemo and the animator that drew him.

  3. Darth says:

    “A concretion is a hard, compact mass of matter formed by the precipitation of mineral cement within the spaces between particles, and is found in sedimentary rock or soil. Concretions are often ovoid or spherical in shape, although irregular shapes also occur. The word ‘concretion’ is derived from the Latin con meaning ‘together’ and crescere meaning ‘to grow’.”

  4. ALOE VERA says:

    Good morning. I sent for a soil sample kit after reading this.
    “I spent a few minutes digging in my yard all in the name of cancer research.”

  5. ALOE VERA says:

    This article goes really well with Jack’s sidebar & the earlier discussion of our own book collections.

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