| “A mother is the truest friend we have, when trials heavy and sudden, fall upon us; when adversity takes the place of prosperity; when friends who rejoice with us in our sunshine desert us; when trouble thickens around us, still will she cling to us, and endeavor by her kind precepts and counsels to dissipate the clouds of darkness, and cause peace to return to our hearts.”
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Washington Irving 
Fancy Jack
The Realm 
The greatest mother of all time. Anyone get this joke? http://4.media.bustedtees.cvcdn.com/d/3/bustedtees.92150d0deafff36b173e1e435e131913.gif
They had more than one description but I am opting for number one.
The mother of Wes Mantooth, from the movie Anchorman.
Champ Kind: I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
Wes Mantooth: Dorothy Mantooth is a saint. You understand me? Dorothy Mantooth is a saint.
Hee. I love that movie. “You’re a dirty pirate hooker!”
I beg your pardon??!!!!
I never saw the movie….I just looked it up quick! 🙂
I have been called worse….
Aqualung! http://youtu.be/_c_ufaxeSTs
Ha!
He really is a talented musician for real. He can sing too.
Something pretty.
Eva Cassidy-Songbird
😳 I know….Embed violation.
I ban myself.
Three weeks ago when my virus was hotter than I realized, my sister came up from San Jose and we drove out through the Caldecott Tunnel to visit our parents and have lunch. I am now personally responsible for epidemics in two major Northern California municipalities, or so I was informed when I placed a call to dear Mom this morning. I’ll live, and I’m sure they… well I don’t want to jinx anything.
Hi Hokey.
Glad you are feeling better and I hope they are soon too!
Happy Mama’s Day, Mama!
“That’s OK, don’t mind me…”
Our secret weapon.
All this time I thought it was the crock-pot.
We keep that in reserve.
Good chance, unless they are hermits, that they would have been infected anyway. Hiya Hokey.
Hi, Typhoid Hokey! Glad you’re better, hoping they are, too.
LOL@ Typhoid Hokey!
That was good.
My life of glamour, Belgian waffles in bed, harvesting dandelions for the iguana and then rugby.
Braggart…..I had to turn the damn coffee on myself this morning.
LUXURY! I had to warm up the coffeee my husband left because I slept in so late.
I’m always the first one up. That is why I get it ready the night before.
Except on weekends, I set the timer so I can pour while my eyes are half open during the week. I try to sleep in late and usually can’t. My sleeping habits suck.
Happy Mother’s Day to all! Wish I could keep up conversationally, but the whale has his mom over and yadda yadda yadda…
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How did that “i” get there, and what could it mean?
It sure don’t stand for internet connection. Aaaaargh this is slow.
Whale dropping.
LOL!
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