Oh! Mr. President what beauteous tenure you have given us. Unlike your predecessor you have mastered the ability to conjugate a verb; I’m at awe every minute of every day, Magnifico!
I knew that you were the man for the job when it came to light that during the darkest hours of your presidency, you dear sir, remained calmed and led by example and found your way to the white house kitchen, in the dark no less, while everyone fumbled in the dark looking for the fuze box—a lesser man would have crumbled under such tremendous pressure, you are a beacon in tempest-tossed shores.
Everything you do is replete with dandyness. I hear that your brilliant mind is put to use at every task, I ask who else can put on his pants one leg at a time and not have a hang nail get entangled in the fine cotton/wool fabric? Of course the answer is you. No hangnail would dare mar your svelte form, your excellency.Your shoes! not only do you have one, you have two! How is that done, whom, calm of nerve, can coordinate like you do?
A nation, a wife, two kids, a dog with ease and grace you doth command— the GOP like banshees in your way will stand but thou like a sickle will cut down to the benediction from us all.
Yann Tiersen – Les Enfants
…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oIqbulX58Y…
Hi, Beo!
Hello, the Realm!
KATNISS!!! Good to see you tonight
Good to see you, as always! How are all of you doing, over the crud I hope?
Yes,but 76\
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one of the kittehs is sabotaging my keyboard
quickly]\ again. Must post
LOL Give it a scratch and a purr from me!
LOL he admires your work too 😉
Le Jour d’Avant: http://youtu.be/CukRHzONYnY ..
That was graet iku Neb. Been enjoying that man’s work a lot as of late.
Do the Hustle
…http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=wj23_nDFSfE…
Rock You Baby———-George McCrae
…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzxeBykMOuk…
I need a critic.
Hi, neb!
“It ain’t me, babe”
Greetings, CG! It is a serial about Right Wing America.
I’ve already got a sponsor lined up too!
Boehner?
Pfffttt – if it doesn’t smell like gunpowder, it isn’t going anywhere.
True, but this is something we can work on.
But a little manly paranoia goes a long way 😉
Doesn’t it, though? Glad I don’t have any of those sorts too close! 😉
Ambitious topic. Have you posted it anywhere yet?
No, I wrote the beginning a few hours ago, the dialogue mostly, but I think it could be an interactive serial where guest roles can be assumed by Realmsters.
Hmmm, this is beginning to sound vaguely familiar… 😉
LOL I caught the tail end of that. It was only when I noticed Neb taking issue with himself did I finally think the commiebastardcrusher went too far.
That was a wild ride!
I still have regrets, but I had to get into character.
Ever considered acting?
I thought about it once, but passed. I do like making up characters though.
You did a great job. I came in and thought “i don’t know WTF is going on, but I’m staying out of it until someone gets attacked”. I think I saw Haruko get pissed, and when the real “Neb” finally was getting “fed up” I thought “enough is enough”. The real Neb would have disemboweled him——-like our…well, never mind.
I feel bad though, because it was abusive, but it was bring your own costume night.
I love Phil Hendrie and would be a hypocrite if I couldn’t respect someone pulling one on me.
…you were about to say “kitteh”, now – weren’t you? Fess up.
LMAO You got me Katniss
I’ll let you judge.
Oh! Not that one, no nothing close!
Regina Spektor——–Uh-Merica
…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9jVSZWsyxc…
Are you ready? This is episode one.
It is untitled at the moment.
Speaking of characters
Phil Hendrie———Phil Hendrie Show: Margret Gray talks about making love.
…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbGnJ1VKPQU…
takes a while, so you have to have the time for it
😯 LOLZ!!
“Please begin.”
“I met Jess down in Humbuck at a show 8 years ago. Those were the good old days, when they wouldn’t put their skirts on to tell us to stop dabbling into the shine, that’s how I met Jess, he brought some really good stuff. It knocked me back before we saw those two brunettes in the flag bikinis!”
“So you had a few drinks before entering the gun show?”
“Yes sir.”
“Now please explain what you saw transpire in the show, the moments leading up to the incident.”
“Ok, hm… We saw those two brunettes holding some magazines and had to investigate. So, Jess walked over first, then I followed- Tom and Gene were still outside smoking a cigarette- so they didn’t see those girls, boy are they mad.”
“Pray continue”
“You see we saw another stand and wanted to make our way around the new dealers, never trusted them to begin with, always trying to sell you some printed rag of a book about the helicopters and the French commandos.
Then we heard the first shot. I was standing by that nice Browning M1919 on display over by the stand where that hot doll from ARForest and Streams was signing pictures…
“Proceed”
“The first thing I did was hit the deck. I pulled Jess down, he was staring at those brunettes when the first shot was fired, so I pulled him down, most of the people on our side of the hall hit the deck or were ducking behind the stands, I saw two guys ducking beneath a couple of hay bales, one was motioning to the other with his hands. The shot came from the right part of the hall.”
“Where were Tom and Gene?”
“I saw them by the door, they were just entering. From where I was I could see the entrance. I saw a few people rush past them outside, but when I heard the second shot I knew I had to get running so I grabbed Jess again and we made our way against the wall to a fire exit. That was right when we heard Chuck yell, calming everyone.”
Chuck?
“Yeah, Chuck himself. What you ain’t ever heard of Chuck Norris?”
“What did this Chuck, Chuck Norris say?”
“He was yelling “Hey!” really loud with a deep voice; I never knew that Chuck could destroy air with his words like he does as Walker to scum. We were just about to go through exit when I glanced back and saw Chuck buttoning his shirt. You see what we thought were shots weren’t shots at all.”
“Not shots? Describe to me what made those sounds.”
“Oh, that’s simple. Those were Sean Hannity’s nuts bursting when Chuck took his shirt off for him.”
~snickering~
It could be a little longer though. I didn’t think I’d be able to find a way out of a rut I ran into while writing it.
Stitch a couple of sub-plots into it.
I should have wrote more backstory for the girl signing pictures for ARForest and Streams.
The imagery all the way to the “explosions” worked for me.
Thanks! A hay bale had to be included, it is a staple prop.
ROFL——-I’m speechless.
Good morrow dear Realmfolk!
Good morning Fi
Hi Beo, all ok with you?
Your AV always takes me back to that special place, and thinks are good here. You feeling OK?
I am very well thanks, back to work at the end of Feb (boo-hiss)
You know it. That work thing has a double edge.
Q’Plah!
Q’Plah my warrior friend, how are things on the homeworld today.
I hope your fearless feline is well, Angus sends whiskery kisses.
Things are well! Did laundry most of the day, made dinner. It was a calm day. Millie is doing great. I’ll pass along Angus’ regards to her.
Morning, Fi! How’s you?
I’m just tickety-boo thanks pussycat, I hope you are well.
Just fine, thanks. I see your vacation time is limited, but that’s a good thing. Glad to hear it.
I will have been off work 6 months by then.
See it took only a blink.
Greetings! Now I warn you now to be respectful to Fi.
Who?
Most Honourable, Fi. That is who you better start showing more respect to.
My hero!
Mr You does wash the dishes, and cooks, when he has time.
Oh, I gotta talk to him that just won’t do.
Morning Innkeeper.
Top of the morning.
I hope the Lady of the House is well!
She is—sleeping she be, why can’t I?
Your reference to your AVs dying and resurrected career was priceless. Morning Jack
Hey at least he wasn’t the Bat man with the nipple suit.
I need you opinion on something I wrote above, Jack.
your^
I sent you an email. It’s just a few things I found that I thought you might like to see.
Prez O’s inauguration day, hooray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Obamawesome!
That sounds contagious maybe I better get a shot or take vits.
You are such a hypochondriac Jack.
Earlier today I was going to talk about the Liberal disease but I did not want to get sick, say I’m looking pale no?
You look fine from here, stop fretting.
I don’t know I was coughing and my belly hurt.
Hiya, Jack!
KAT, tell me who did what?
No idea, I was out of town all day. Errr, what’s broken???
Beo is around and you know how he gets, he likes to move the furniture from the living room to the bedroom is like having a poltergeist. Neb like to finger paint on the walls and you like to scratch the liquor cabinet, Orca’s keep putting my stuff on craig’s list.
The olives are still in the refrigerator – how bad can it be?
AttaKitteh!!! Don’t fall for those feeble attempts to divide us underlings.
Not a chance! (I still have copies of the keys hidden for Hokey!) 😉
BBL.
Bye Fi, you be well
Later, Fi. Take care.
Laters on the morrow.
Hi, anybody and everybody. 🙂
Hi, Sis! I’m about to crash for the night. How’s you?
Gonna watch this with Junior. Goodnight guys, sorry about the condition of the place——-I left some of the old cheese and booze in the fridge Jack.
…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp3AM6CLha0…
Chaplain’s “City Lights”
Good night, Beo – enjoy. I’m going to go read for a few minutes before I turn into a pumpkin. Hugs to all, be well.
Peace and love to you and yours.
Good stuff. laters!
Good night to all. Be well, see you tomorrow.
Peace.
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