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Fancy Jack
The Realm 
Hey, this thread background is kinda trippy. If you stare at it long enough you can see things.
I’m not LQQKING….8-)
He’s ebbil you know?
Yes….8-)
Iz not polite to point.
fluufies!
Ha! Care for a chocolate?
Where did you get a picture of me on Donut Day?! I’m so humiliated! 😆
Feeling okay now?
Floofers!….8-)
LOLz! Hello there, 4-Eyes! Long time, no see! Hope all is well with you and Mrs Eyes. 🙂
Hear you got some germz, Fluff..Better now??….8-)
Fiona must have been here. I’m better, just not well. You know how it is. Nothing a couple of weeks on a warm beach wouldn’t cure. 😉
Bake it out!..Take care of yourself and get healed up, sweetie!..We’re doing a January thaw for a couple more days here..Gotta deliver snackies now….8-)
French humor….not as high brow as they once lead us to believe….
{{ led }}
I get the beret but the mustache is Italian. I’m pretty sure it’s a law over there or something.
Matrix Kitteh!
He took the red pill.
Hiya, Handsome. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Fluffy are you feeling better?
Well enough to go back to work tomorrow but not well enough to do a good job. 😆
Still feeling headache-y and woozy. This background is helping, though. 😛
Maximise you screen and it will disappear. Suck working on MLK day, sucks having to work at all.
Oh, thank you for that!! Much better. Oh? Is tomorrow a holiday? That must be why my whole family will be sleeping in tomorrow while I drag my arse to work. 🙄
Some days just opening one’s eyes is work….8)
Heck yeah!!
Lucky is the one who can find joy in what they do
She’s a hottie.
A “Hitter,” could we say??..Hiya Liz..I’m prepping to crash shortly..very shortly….8-)
Ok, Four Eyes. Have a pleasant evening.
Funny that’s the same job of a cylon.
Snackie-Time!..NOW!!..BBL….8-)
Woof! Woof!
We have a nightly circus routine here in EYE-LAND, Floof—Now I’m being ‘encouraged’ to blindly go to bed..where it’s warm..and fluffy..Niterz, sweetie!..Get well sooner!….8-)
Goodnight Mr Eyes. Warm and fluffy sounds pretty inviting here, too. 5am comes around pretty fast. ((HUGS))
All these funny memes mekka me laugh.
😆 !!
Hey, girly. Newt in town?
Zing!
Ugh! I hope not!
😆 !!
Obviously this guy is unarmed…
That lady is laughing but her kid looks like he found his calling.
LMAO! He wants to touch those spider buns!!!!!!!!
He wants to swing from that line.
Time to turn out the lights, Realmsters!..Dreamy Dreams, All!….8-)
Sleep well pal.
Goodnight closed eyes. Peace!
Sleep tight.
Good night, 4E – sweet dreams.
Peace.
Image removed by request—Editor, Jack
Porn stars are so tragic.
OMG. I only wanted the bottom one to post. 😦 You can remove the others if you like Jack. Wonder how I did that.
You have a naughty streak, Fancy !
NO Hobette. I went back and looked those aren’t even on the matrix site I was on. Internet explorer closed while I was there. I don’t know except I didn’t copy them.
Oh no! Jack should take them out for you. 😦
I wouldn’t put up a porn star or a CEO from yahoo. I closed that site down. I should run a scan to be safe. How are you doing Hobette.
I’m good, fancy. How’re you this evening?
I know you’re a Lady. Did you e-mail Jack to take them off?
micro$hafts internet expoliter is the very debils work! The DEBIL I tell you!
🙂
suuuuure…. we believe you! 😉
I really, really don’t know how I did that. I will remember if explorer says it’s closing a web site don’t hurry and click copy. You may copy what you don’t want. TRUTH! 🙂
Hi Fluffy! Good to see you back.
Hey, Hobbs!! Good to see you, too. ❤
I was just nodding off though. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Sleep well.
(((HUGS))) &
Happy Peaceful Dreams Fluff.
Fluff!! Good to see you, sleep well and feel better soonest! XOXOXOXO ❤
Peace.
G’night fluf. Peace
Well they are not finger puppets.
Thank you Jack. I had to come back and see if I was dreaming. Must have been. Image is gone. 😀
Beary interesting.
Hiya, Gramma and Fancy!
Hiya Young Lady!
Hi classical. Crap I’m going to have to log in again. What is my problem. 😦
email me and describe what’s the matter.
WP just does that sometimes, Jack.
G you mean it logs you out? Well that happens to me too sometimes.
Yup. It just randomly logs out. I hope it’s just that for fancy.
It happens to me on occasion, it may be a way to protect their system, I have no idea.
Mine logs me out every time I close the page. Do you log in with gravatar or wordpress?
WordPress. What do you use?
well, gravatar will prompt me for a password when I make a comment if I’m logged out. which I am so long as I’m not logged into wordpress. That’s usually what I do, then it logs me out after I close the page. If I come back I just log back in that way. rinse and repeat. wordpress is too glitchy on my end.
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. “Well,” he says, “I figure the job will run about $900. $400 for materials, $400 for my crew, and $100 profit for me.” The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, “I can do this job for $700. $300 for materials, $300 for my crew, and $100 profit for me.” The Chicago contractor doesn’t measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, “$2,700.” The official, incredulous, says, “You didn’t even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?” The Chicago contractor whispers back, “$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence.” “Done!” replies the government official. And that, my friends, is how the new stimulus plan will work.
🙄
Sounds reasonable to me…
😀
G@D bless murica!
When asked if they would have sex with Bill Clinton, 86% of women in D.C. said, “Not again.”
Are you getting these from the Republibagger Book of Bad Jokes?
It’s only Republibagger Book of Bad Jokes only when it picks on Dems—Proving the point libs=0 humor.
I’m not a lib.
Well if you say progressive that’s like saying Santa is real.
I didn’t label myself, Jack.
By inference we all have.
OK,I’ll play. How would you label me?
How do you label yourself ?
With a wiggle room for error I would say given your past statements I would say you are average on the Lib scale but now with your statements above and the wiggle room I say you are closer to center left than I thought, and that’s ok. I know people hate the Lib label so a Democrat closer to center left, kinda like Obama is on paper.
Me? I have no idea given my current political angst how to accurately classify myself. I know I can be a bit fiscal conservative, that is I have never been afraid of standing against waste. But overall, if anything, I have drifted way to left of centre-left politics mostly over social issues, I hate injustice of any kind but I stop short of being a LaRouchePAC loon.
As far as progressives or the implication of what it means to be one if means a slightly pissed off Lib/Dem I have no interest in that. We should champion compassion, responsibility and skepticism and have the fortitude to act on whatever the facts reveal.
This is my view one that is mine and I don’t push on others but I expect to be free to share with and occasional rant as an indulgence.
Rant away my friend! 😉 (Sorry, I fell asleep.)
labels suck. Well, except on food. Those are handy.
Johnny Walker Black Label.
Exactly!
ayooooo!
I think if Hillary runs, Bill will be brought up even though she was not to blame for his weakness.
George W. Bush and his VP running mate, Dick Cheney, were talking, when George W. said, “I hate all the dumb jokes people tell about me.” Wise Old Cheney, feeling sorry for his old boss, said sage-like, “Oh, they are only jokes. There are a lot of stupid people out there. Here, I’ll prove it to you.” Cheney took George W. outside and hailed a taxi driver. “Please take me to 29 Nickel Street to see if I’m home,” said Cheney. The cab driver, without saying a word, drove them to Nickel Street, and when they finally got out, Cheney looked at George W. and said, “See! That guy was really stupid!” “No kidding,” replied George W., “There was a pay phone just around the corner. You could have called instead.”
Ha! Good one.
Okay, this was funny
Yet Repugs see nothing wrong in killing the arts in our public schools.
Put a tricorn hat on that guy on the right and there ya go.
my choice
don’t forget to hang the festive tea-bags from the brim!
I’m sure there won’t be any of that socialist “art” in their privatized for-profit “schools”!
Ha! Yup. Nuff said there…
Q: What did Osama Bin Laden’s ghost say to Mitt Romney? A: “Don’t be sad, Obama’s foreign policy killed me too”
A young gay man calls home and tells his Jewish mother that he has decided to go back into the closet because he has met a wonderful girl and they are going to be married. He tells his mother that he is sure she will be happier since he knows that his gay lifestyle has been very disturbing to her. She responds that she is indeed delighted and asks tentatively, “I suppose it would be too much to hope that she would be Jewish?” He tells her that not only is the girl Jewish, but she’s from a wealthy Beverly Hills family. She admits she is overwhelmed by the news, and asks, “What is her name?” He answers, “Monica Lewinsky.” There is a pause, then his mother asks, “What happened to that nice black boy you were dating last year?”
Ha!
Finally that mom came though, KAT!!!!!!!!!
😀
Ha!
It was so cold today, a Democrat had his hands in his own pockets!
That works for bankers too. Actually moreso.
So a man dies, goes to Heaven, and sees St. Peter. There are many clocks surrounding him so the man asks, “What are these clocks for?” St. Peter replies, “These are lie clocks, they tick once for every lie you tell. Here we have Mother Teresa’s clock. She has never lied so the clock has not moved. Honest Abe has only lied twice in his life, so it has only ticked twice.” The man then asks, “So where is George Bush’s clock?” St. Peter replies, “Oh, that is in Jesus’ office, he is using it as a ceiling fan!”
That’s an old one.
I never heard it Jack. Funny!
New Oxygen-Hoarding Crystal Is the Future of Breathing Underwater http://motherboard.vice.com/read/this-new-oxygen-hoarding-crystal-is-the-future-of-breathing-underwater
“It only takes about 10 liters of a newly-developed form of crystalline cobalt salt to steal the air from a room, or at least the 21 percent or so of that air comprised of oxygen. Given the right conditions, with the temperature and atmospheric pressure just so, it could take as little as seconds for the material to do its work. Then, by gently heating the material or subjecting it to low surrounding oxygen pressures, the material can be prompted to release its O2 payload back into the air.
This new crystalline oxygen “sponge” comes courtesy of researchers at the University of Southern Denmark. As with most things that remove oxygen from the air, the material works by binding chemically to the individual oxygen molecules. You’re doing something similar as you read this in your lungs, as incoming oxygen grabs hold of the hemoglobin proteins found in blood, thanks to nice chemical “handholds” in the form of iron ions.”
Aquaman’s not gonna like this
I don’t know what it means to scuba but it sounds great for subs and another use could be for wound care such as in gangrene Pts.
There’s probably not enough ambient oxygen in the water to support a human unless they supplement it, and a diver would have to carry a lot of crystals. But it’s got serious potential. so yeah, for now subs, secret underwater base. combustion & industrial applications too.
I sent the e-mail Jack but I believe when Explorer shut me down it screwed with my log in twice. Now I’m going to read your jokes.
Don’t read the one about….. 😀
They were all good Jack but even in office W made me laugh. 🙂
He’s so stupid it’s cute, like a baby vulture.
W could give me a laugh. Thanks for answering. I’m fine or I wouldn’t be on here. Now I think I will call it a night. I’m going to run a scan while I sleep. Just in case the web site didn’t give me any thing but a porn star. Night Jack and to anyone left on the Realm.
Sleep well.
As soon as I hit post comment, I had to log on to word press again. At least I didn’t get a porn star.
Well try again!
Good morning 🙂
YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tis!
I’m surprised you are still up.
Good morning and G’night fi. Peace.
Nice music. I’m trying again.
I hope you can stay logged on.
That one went well.. I always leave when fi arrives.
Was it something I said?
Never fi. It’s just late and I’m tired. Have fun. 🙂
No it’s the food you serve. Where are my boys?
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