I have not done one of these in a long time. Going back to my early postings as Brett Jeremy on Huffington Post, one of my favorite things to do was adding alternative entries to Ambrose Bierce’s Devil’s Dictionary. It was a fun way to lampoon the day’s events. —you may add your own definitions. Without further ado I present to you,
HOMO BIGOTUS, n. A subspecies of the lowest kind of the human branch. Homo Bigotus can be found throughout the world, having the largest concentrations in the continental United States. In the southern and mid-west states there exist a curious deviation, unremarkable from Homo Bigotus with the sole exception of a pronounced gun fetish.
Characteristics of Homo Bigotus include, but not limited to, extreme hatred of minorities, people any shade other than pale, women, the LGBT community.
Weaknesses: Education and personal hygiene.
Heroes: The Ku Klux Klan, The Republican Party.
Personification: Donald Trump. A boorish, orangutan orange anus hue demagogue that is the Republican presidential candidate front-runner.
Fancy Jack
The Realm 
Donations to Jill Stein Explode Nearly 1000% Since Sanders’ Endorsement of Clinton
“If that word gets out, that can be a very powerful motivator for those people to vote for my campaign, and that’s a plurality of votes.” Stein continued. “In the words of Alice Walker, ‘The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any.’”
http://usuncut.com/politics/jill-stein-campaign-surge/ ….8-)
I’m for whatever works that keeps Clinton and Trump out of the WH.
I believe it’s possible, Boss….8-)
Not the one I had in mind but it works.
I wish all these planets were brimming with life—I”m sure they would love Nike brand crap and iPhones.
By Mike Wall, Space.com Senior Writer | July 11, 2016 02:01pm ET
Pluto isn’t quite as lonely as scientists had thought.
Astronomers have discovered another dwarf planet in the Kuiper Belt, the ring of icy objects beyond Neptune. But this newfound world, dubbed 2015 RR245, is much more distant than Pluto, orbiting the sun once every 700 Earth years, scientists said. (Pluto completes one lap around the sun every 248 Earth years.) You can see an animation of the new dwarf planet’s orbit here.
New Dwarf Planet Discovered Far Beyond Pluto’s Orbit
Gonna have to take my sleepy pup out to pee one more time and then get some zzzzzs myself…5am came early this morning! BBL! Have a great evening everyone!
Sleep well you guys.
Restful sleep, D & C!!….8-)
dood,long time no see! my fault
So good to see you back Dood! I don’t stay up late much anymore, except when the dreaded insomnia strikes. Hey, don’t believe everything 3y3s says ~ I don’t always eat chicken, and I don’t eat a whole one! As for the burping, well radishes & cukes earn their burps! 😀 ❤ ❤ from us to you & Clancey.
I’ve been thinking I need to eat more chicken and less red meat! I’ve been so lazy inn the kitchen lately 😦
Surprise Surprise Surprise !!!! 🙂 😉
I’m having a cold tuna mac salad tonight, with a green salad on the side. Ate all the cuke already (burp), but still have plenty of radishes (burrrrrrrrrrrrrp!). 😉
I’ve even been too lazy to make tuna salad! Plus…Clancey gets the hard boiled eggs for breakfast! 😉
Queen likes her eggs, too, but it’s a one for you, one for me deal here.
He just gets one with his dry food in the morning….if I do cook up some for me, I always have a few “leftovers” for him! 😉
I’m blessed with a great aide, so I cook ’em and she peels ’em for us. 🙂 If I try to peel on my own we’d both be either increasing our crunchy calcium intake or our slime intake. Ok with Queen, but not so much for me.
Clancey gets shell and all! I’ve heard the calcium in the shell is good for him!
My girl’s a prissy one. 🙄
Hee!
Billionaire Charles Koch: Trump-Hillary Is Like Voting ‘Cancer Or Heart Attack’
http://www.forbes.com/sites/briansolomon/2016/07/11/billionaire-charles-koch-trump-hillary-is-like-voting-cancer-or-heart-attack/#2bea63f81947
Oh, Charlie just vote 😀
07/13/2016 at 8:23 PM
I am worried. I am worried that the American electorate is so confused.Not the people who actually know cause and effect.But the many that are scared an confused. Hillary has some big flaws that the R’s can pound on.and if the country is afraid.Trump is possible.You think Brexit is big? Just see what happens if it is “President” Trump
I’m not at all confused X.
Ok this is telling. First read the blog then watch the video:
Bernie Sanders’ Body Language Says He Angrily and Reluctantly Endorses Hillary Clinton
“In making this analysis, know that I have no bias whatsoever. I am not supporting one candidate over another. I am objectively using my skills as a Communication and Body language expert to share my observations.”
As you can see on the Body language blog, while it’s about Bernie’s BL, HRC Body language is one of victory, hell you think Bernie made that endorsement of his free will without extortion?
Now for most of the video when it comes to Bernie trashing the corporations and the crooked 1% just like she is, she was uncomfortable and annoyed as hell. She plans to subjugate the people—-but Donald Trump right?
I dropped something on your timeline elsewhere that addresses this…
I have no beef with Bernie and while I know how the Clintons operate, extortion, bribery, intimidation…I think we need to know we have gone with him as far as we could while maintaining a progressive plan. He will do his part until he is squashed, just like all his years in the senate, the Clintons are not going to adopt any of his reforms, not the ones that matter anyway.
I hope that after the convention, Bernie delegates move to forming a third party. The reason Bernie lost is because he went in as a Democrat, if not he would have not gotten any attention at all.
meh.
X 11TY BILLION.
http://imgur.com/BGVcMQp
I happen to like melons.
Me too. I got one of them ninja blenders. I’ve actually been drinking fruit smoothies with kale & flax seeds & whatnot. Enjoying them too. The end is nigh.
I have a juicer of some kind I used maybe 2 times. I got a bag of chia seed but I’m not juicing them or blending them—I’ll make some healthy banana chia pudding.
This thing keeps all the fiber & everything but it’s so fine it’s drinkable. The blades are like razors. Not even kidding. They’re pretty cheap too.
Now you tell me! Amazon Prime day was yesterday—I could have been juicing!
Darth, so good to see you. How have you been?
meh, was perusing the blog bubbles. Hillary’s peeps are terrible winners.
I wouldn’t necessary call them winners—-when she fucks with their SS I want to see them choke on their win.
A lot of them strike me as upper-middle class, financially secure. Because stuff like that doesn’t seem to worry them too much.
I noticed and made comments to some to that extent, got crickets.
apocalypse preparedness.
In HS I caught a guy breaking into my locker but I didn’t do shit because he was a golden gloves, plus I knew him from around he said my bad. We acted like it didn’t happen.
I kept my lunch money in my sock. The bullies were gonna have to work for it.
Read this today, it made me sad. Fair warning, it’s brutal. I don’t agree with all of it but she makes some undeniable points.
Bernie Sanders Abandons the Revolution
http://www.counterpunch.org/2016/07/13/bernie-sanders-abandons-the-revolution/
I’m letting people come to grips with the reality. I feel real bad for all the delegates they deserve their moment at the convention. Bernie said “She is most qualified candidate. and, that she must be our next President”. People need to understand the language.
I feel he did not set out to betray anyone but given his age this is his last hurrah, maybe he really thinks that he can get something going now from within the party—I think it’s futile. I think the article lays out some uncomfortable truths.
Yeah, I can agree with that. He’s doing what he feels is right and doesn’t deserve to be written off. At the same time he was heaping praise on Hillary that was clearly political. I watched that speech, and when she got up there and talked about how she was going to get tough on wall street I saw him wince. He doesn’t believe a word of it and neither do I. Clearly he doesn’t want Trump to win, but we’re not stupid. He was laying it on thick.
I threw-up in my mouth a bit.
Man Wave just vanished.
Things are getting out of control.
G-d I hope they aren’t right when they said Pokemon crap is more popular tan internet porn…think of the poor albino midget pornstars people!
out of control.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-switch/wp/2016/07/12/holocaust-museum-to-visitors-please-stop-catching-pokemon-here/
what’s next W Bush catching pokemon at an embalming?
At the Hiroshima memorial.
Election Technicality: Bernie Has Not Yet Officially Conceded
July 12, 2016
Though Bernie Sanders has officially endorsed Hillary Clinton and said he will do everything possible to get the former Secretary of State election to the highest office in the land, his campaign is not quite over, officially.
As noted by Vox, Sanders didn’t officially announce that he was no longer running for president, leaving a little bit of wiggle room for the Senator.
“Now, Sanders didn’t announce that he was suspending or ending his own campaign. He said that the delegates’ roll call at the convention in a little over two weeks would reflect that he had won almost 1,900 delegates — suggesting that he might technically stay in the race till then.”
http://trofire.com/2016/07/12/election-technicality-bernie-not-officially-condeded/
He lost SS protection though, right?
Maybe after he officially concedes —there is that mysterious death surrounding a Clinton crony, just saying, Bernie should invest in a security team. Too many nut jobs out in the world.
I think he lost the protection, read something earlier about that. And, yeah he should.
Good morning 🙂
well hello happy!
Happy hello to you too.
That about sums it up.
How ya doing Darffy?
meh. How’s things in Brexitville?
Well Cruella DeVil moved into Downing Street yesterday, and she is uttering fine words, but she is still a Tory at the end of the day.
So we will wait and see what happens, I still think it won’t happen.
Wot you up to?
“Cruella DeVil”
HA! XD what a mess. Seems like the union could drag it out for a decade if they really wanted to. Been drinking fruit & veggie smoothies, I must have been brainwashed or something.
Are you constipated?
Not yet, but give me some time.
Tory had a hard time in the US too.
What hard time, she grew up in a house with 2 gift wrapping rooms, who has 1 fecking gift wrapping room, never mind 2, more money than sense these folk!
Rainy with a chance of kittehs
welt least no pokemon.
http://imgur.com/gallery/oISuc5p
BRAVO!!!! family members won’t have a clue.
Just read on Twitter, Newt Gingrich is in the running to be DT’s VP.
😆 😆 😆 😆 😆
It’s like they aren’t even trying anymore. I’m half expecting Trump to walk out nekkid playing the bongos or something.
Anything to put it to rest and let the coronation take place—I wish I had friends that would go to bat for me like that.
A stressful day Jack !
A the surgeon`s domain…teeth cleaning service 😦
Don’t fear POM beer afterwards.
Shall call at 2: PM.
3 teeth removed then there was a growth in between for my baby Pom who is 11 😦
HA! Serves him right!
WAKE-UP YOU POKEMON!!!!!!
So, you dreamt we went fishing together? I’ll be salmon fishing in Canada in a couple of weeks, you should join me! Maybe Mr Fi will come along, seeing how they’re closing down his fishery.
You would not catch anything with me around, ” holy shit is that a fish, look everyone a fucking fish” that’s a city boy for ya 😀 Yes get him over far away from haggis, I always said he would do well here, he should bring Angus.
Fi, said the Portuguese and Spanish fishermen are poaching the estuaries. How do they let them get so close to their waters? Wonder if that’s an EU arrangement? Couple of well place torpedoes would set that right.
Those wacky guys, always taking shit that don’t belong to them.
I knew a lobsterman that had someone else taking lobsters from his traps. He hid in a cove waiting for the guy. When the guy showed up he pulled up alongside him and blew a hole through the boat’s hull with a shotgun. Tough mofo that guy, Viet Nam era Green Beret.
He got off easy. There’s gotta be a code for that sort of thing.
Its not the EU arrangement, the Tories have cut back on the number of Navy ships that patrol the costal waters, so the fishermen can fish with impunity.
How far out do your costal water extend?
Not sure, I’ll ask Mr Fi when he rings me this evening.
Poach.
You’re probably right, it might be best if you continued to by your fish at the market. Fish I catch get a kiss on the forehead and gently returned to the water. Except for the False Albacore, those you have to launch head first like a missile to get a rush of oxygen through their gills.
If you return octopus and not grill it I’ll unfriend you.
I need to make a trip here http://www.yefsiestiatorio.com/menu.php I can eat the Octapodi appetizer as a meal and be happy.
Tiny squid seared on dry cast iron with a squeeze of lemon……………..
I’ll take it.
Next time I’m in NYC, let’s go, my treat! Unless, of course Mrs JH would rather go to John’s pizza?
There’s no choice for me with the Mrs John’s without a doubt. Tomorrow we’re in Jersey and she is talking Grimaldi’s—no John’s near by.
Is there really a good Trump?
Deep down I guess not.
Those guys ancestors walked from the South Pole to the middle east to get a ride on Noah’s Ark, so what do they do? they become hipsters.
oh my…let the fun begin 😆
Can’t stand sell out Rachael.
Not her Jack , she has a a strong personality not a sellout .
What is she supposed to say, Sanders lost to Hillary. He made A fair decision
Yea I like Dr. Jill but it is too late for that. Perhaps next time 2020.
Jeff rhymes with Eff.
Those orgs they propose are going to be eaten alive by the DNC and the Clinton war machine.
Can’t stand Jeff the eff meself but what he said about his children if DT is president is something to think about, no ?